For those who don’t know it, The Expendables is Sylvester Stallone’s all-star action movie. It’s guaranteed to be a great nostalgic revisiting of a genre of film that has fallen into disrepair. This fan has a challenge to the men of the world:
I’m with him. This is movie you shouldn’t be seeing on your computer screen, or even burned to DVD and watched on your 46 inch plasma. Buy a fucking movie ticket and see it the way action movies should be seen: in a theatre on a huge silver screen, with a sound system you could never hope to own.
3 replies on “Watch The Expendables or risk losing your manhood”
I don’t actually a manhood to lose, but I had this tagged for big screen viewing on a Tuesday, hopefully soon. It has so many of my favourite action actors…. *happy sigh*
I know! It looks like a great all-star cast, and with a big guns n’ explosions budget, who cares what the story is? I’m so keen to see it!
What story line! But man it was worth watching. Just to watch how creepy Jason Statham looks when he smiles is worth the ticket price.