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Respect your food

I was reflecting recently, as I made a complete butchery of removing the skin from a shoulder cut that I will turning into pulled pork today, that butchery isn’t a fair word when you mean “a friggin’ mess.” Maybe I’m just a little sensitive since Four Corners did their exposé on Indonesian abbatoirs, but I have long felt (and I’m not alone) that since I derive my own sustenance and life from an animal, I should treat its gift to me with as much respect as possible. And good butchers do just that. They have the tools and training to prepare cuts in ways that I never could.

So, as I spent a good thirty minutes wrestling the skin off that “easy-carve” joint (not facilitated by the cat demanding her cut), I decided that I wasn’t just going to waste the excess that the recipe told me to dispose of. I made my first attempt at crackling. It wasn’t awesome, but it was good enough. And I hope that using more and more of the animal, instead of just the bits I was focused on can make up for the fact that I wasn’t a very skillful butcher.

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Bacon Explosion

There’s no way to come up with a post title that can do this justice, other than the name of the dish, so I’m not even going to try. I got wind of this from some good friends who are bacon addicts, and was intrigued. But it wasn’t until I got a hold of the recipe and saw the pictures that I became seriously afraid.

You see, what the Frankensteins behind this artery-clogging offering to the gods of angioplasty have done is made a woven mat of bacon, added a layer of seasoned pork mince, sprinkled with cooked bacon, then rolled the whole thing up and slow-cooked it over a hickory fire.

Now, I love bacon and pork, but do these people understand the forces they’re playing with? There’s some primal pig sitting in a primeval sty just waiting to get out and give us all heart attacks. I swear that every time a Bacon Explosion is made, the sty gate is opened just that extra inch…

So over to you… what’s the unhealthiest thing you can come up with?