There’s no way to come up with a post title that can do this justice, other than the name of the dish, so I’m not even going to try. I got wind of this from some good friends who are bacon addicts, and was intrigued. But it wasn’t until I got a hold of the recipe and saw the pictures that I became seriously afraid.
You see, what the Frankensteins behind this artery-clogging offering to the gods of angioplasty have done is made a woven mat of bacon, added a layer of seasoned pork mince, sprinkled with cooked bacon, then rolled the whole thing up and slow-cooked it over a hickory fire.
Now, I love bacon and pork, but do these people understand the forces they’re playing with? There’s some primal pig sitting in a primeval sty just waiting to get out and give us all heart attacks. I swear that every time a Bacon Explosion is made, the sty gate is opened just that extra inch…
So over to you… what’s the unhealthiest thing you can come up with?